The Male Mind?????

A husband went to police station to report his missing wife.

Husband: I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.

Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Oh, 5 something . .

Sergeant: Build?
Husband: Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Uh, never noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes-- according to season, I think.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly.

Sergeant: Did she go in a car?
Husband: Yes.

Sergeant: What kind of car was it?
Husband: 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.

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