Go ahead, get it off your chest. We feel for you. Venting makes it half way better. So complain about anything or anyone- please keep it clean and not too political though.

I'll start.

I got my 2014 desk planner the other day. Crisp new white pages ready to be filled in with appointments, vacations, etc. I promptly spilled a bottle of beer all over my desk and thoroughly soaked the new year with beer (maybe that's a good omen though).