So... can anyone explain to me why lake lice feel invincible? I mean they must be bullet proof when your crusing along at 30+ MPH and they pass you 10 feet or less off the starboard side, pull in front of you and stop...

Is it a death wish thing? I would like to understand if anyone could enlighten me...

If you happen to be the lake lice in question this evening around 6:30 on Allatoona by Blockhouse, know that I will run your ass over next time...