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04-21-2015, 11:18 AM #221
Joke of the Day
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04-21-2015, 11:25 AM #222
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My Mom said I'm not allowed to get wet!
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2000 Outback LS (sold)
LLTR!!!!!!!!
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04-21-2015, 02:20 PM #223
Joke of the Day
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04-21-2015, 02:37 PM #224
Joke of the Day
Got it to work, thanks
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04-21-2015, 03:36 PM #225
Now that was funny!
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04-21-2015, 08:46 PM #226
Joke of the Day
Tim is a funny guy
Matt
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06-16-2015, 07:47 AM #227
A Montana Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
"Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?..." the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and
presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The biker replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson, from Missoula, Montana. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I became Fred Johnson, MD.
"After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school and got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.
"Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
"Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my 'Johnson', so now, I'm, Just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.....Hey, Its Moomba time
Its all about the dash - enjoy the dash, as that is your time between the dates
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03 Mobius LSV-sold
life is about finding the balance between being a responsible adult and staying young at heart
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06-16-2015, 11:12 AM #228
good one...
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2013 Mojo Sold
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2002 OB LSV Sold
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06-19-2015, 10:54 AM #229
The funny part is watching grown men cry:
My Mom said I'm not allowed to get wet!
2008 LSV (sold)
2000 Outback LS (sold)
LLTR!!!!!!!!
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07-14-2015, 10:10 AM #230
"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
weakest ones at the back that are killed first.This natural selection is
good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members!
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain
cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's
why you always feel smarter after a few beers.Hey, Its Moomba time
Its all about the dash - enjoy the dash, as that is your time between the dates
13 Mobius LSV-sold
08 Mobius LSV-sold
03 Mobius LSV-sold
life is about finding the balance between being a responsible adult and staying young at heart