I've basically been on the road for the past two months, averaging about 1 day a week in the office, so I'm not to up to speed on what's going on here. So today I walk in and there is a new hot chick working at the front desk.

First thought. Damn, she's hot. New eye candy in the office. Actually the ONLY eye candy.

Then I introduce myself.
Then she says, "Oh your my cousin, I'm Aunt so and so's daughter.