So, we recently purchased leather recliner and noticed a small issue with it. The furniture store was great and sent out a 3rd-party contractor to fix it. Guy showed up today and while fixing the leather asked if he could use the restroom. I showed him where the powder room was and was MORTIFIED when he didn't emerge for 20+ minutes.

C'MON MAN, WHO DOES THAT?!?!?

I usually provide a tip to folks who work in/around the house. I informed this guy that it was customary for me to offer a monetary tip, but in his case I was not going to do so and instead was going to offer him a tip on customer service. He kinda cocked his head to the side and was looking at me funny when I told him, "It's really not a good idea to take sh!t in a client's home. Next time you may want to consider stopping at a F'ing McDonald's or Waffle House and drop your bomb." He was standing on the front porch, and before he could offer up some stupid reply, I casually swung the door closed in his face.