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No worries! Gotta barrel of laughs out in the garage-- just need to open the tap.

THE WEDDING

A father texts his son:

"My Dear Son,
Today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life.

My best love and good wishes.
Your Father."

No! Not another golf joke?

Oh yes, my friend. Enjoy!

Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to Michigan, the other to Florida. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach...

A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is Carmen.”
“That’s a beautiful name,” he...

A couple enjoyed a beautiful wedding day filled with family, friends and fun.
Following the reception, the two were whisked off to the airport and flew to a romantic locale where they enjoyed each...

A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250.

The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day,

the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, “Sorry son,...

Been a while. Time for a golf joke of the day as boating season winds down in the south and golfing season picks up.

A golfer came home from golfing one day. His wife had left a note on the...

An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers.
The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly...

Hey that's a ripoff of what we used to do to each other in Jr. High.

The game: "Let's see who can punch the other guy the lightest." Joe taps you so you barely feel it. You then punch Joe so...

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.

As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment...

After years of being away from the Church an Irishman goes into the confessional box. He's amazed to find there's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of...

Guy shoulda gone with Pilsbury, right?

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the...

Did you hear what happened when the Obamas were out in the backyard of the White house tossing the football around? Obama won the Heismann trophy. Then he drove across town to show it to Henry...