I agree no talent is needed, but I would not call it boring if you are the driver.
Rimac Concept Two or Nio EP9 would be 2 eV's I wouldn't turn down, but I will agree nothing beats that gas fueled noise of combustion.
Going big time off topic here, so to sum up to OP. There is some very cool tech that can solve your problem. Buy the boat, make awesome memories. Share videos of your remote controlled trailer mover to make us all jealous, and don't cut your house.
Problem solved!!!