View Full Version : Random thoughts

10-29-2009, 02:17 PM
...I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

...Nothing bites more than that moment during an argument when you realize-- you're wrong.

...I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

...There is great need for a sarcasm font.

...How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

...Was learning cursive really necessary?

...Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

...Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

...I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

...Bad decisions make good stories.

...You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

...Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

...I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

..."Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

...I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Drat!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

...I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

...I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

...My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How in the world do I respond to that?

...I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

...I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with alcohol than Kay.

10-29-2009, 02:23 PM
This makes me smile, laugh, and wonder.

I'm going to copy this and pass it forward lol

10-29-2009, 02:26 PM
Some very insightful thought. I must agree with the last one. :D

10-29-2009, 02:31 PM

thanks for the laugh for the day..

10-30-2009, 10:27 AM
Love the Kay thing too. A guy once told me he asked a Dr. back in the early 1970's if there was some kind of Rx drug or anything that would make women more interested. The Dr. said that there is such a thing: Scotch

The one about the computer history reminded me of a show or movie I saw once where two women had a deal that if one died the other one would rush to her house and remove everything in the nightstand drawer so nobody would find it when they went through her stuff.