Don't Be This Guy

[WhiskeyRunner]

Any one else seen this video yet? Some moron thought it would be a good idea to try and glide into the dock but not look out for a pylon. Dude's lucky it wasn't his head that hit the pole:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3486090/Wipe-Painful-moment-wakeboarder-pays-price-tries-catch-beer-slams-post.html#v-1480788415223778332

[zabooda]

I've seen something similar when a kid skiing ran into a dock. His leg got sliced open, we wrapped the leg in towels, put him in their boat and they headed to civilization which was one hour by boat and another hour to the nearest hospital. New skier with dad driving too close to the floating dock. When you are in the middle of nowhere there is no cell service and no medical services so you're on your own. the plus side is there are no people and water is glass.

[5:00]

one foot to the right and they would have captured natural selection on video.

[DFTR Josh]

The only reason why this video is internet bound is the pylon. If he grabbed the "can" and coasted by nobody would have seen this video ever. Problem is it sparks interest to "I can do it without getting hurt" and lots of film nobody will see. Cool video, poor execution.