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trmaggie98
08-15-2013, 04:39 PM
I've basically been on the road for the past two months, averaging about 1 day a week in the office, so I'm not to up to speed on what's going on here. So today I walk in and there is a new hot chick working at the front desk.
First thought. Damn, she's hot. New eye candy in the office. Actually the ONLY eye candy.
Then I introduce myself.
Then she says, "Oh your my cousin, I'm Aunt so and so's daughter.
DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bergermaister
08-15-2013, 05:02 PM
Too funny. Better you found that out RIGHT AWAY instead of later and make a complete a$$ of yourself!
N2OGTO
08-15-2013, 05:10 PM
Hahaha that's hilarious. Did you ask her if it was by blood or by marriage? Lol I kid I kid
jester
08-15-2013, 05:12 PM
Are you sure that should not go into Joke of the day? Also it is safer that you are related then looking to date someone in the office.
94Boom
08-15-2013, 05:27 PM
This thread needs pictures.
trmaggie98
08-15-2013, 05:43 PM
Wasn't looking to date, I'm married. Just eye candy.
But after knowing your related, it changes the way you look at them, I think....let me go get another look.
racer808
08-15-2013, 06:00 PM
Reminds me of "oh Joe Dirt I'm your sister"
newty
08-15-2013, 09:46 PM
Lol thread of the month!
jmvotto
08-15-2013, 11:10 PM
This thread needs pictures.
X2. Too funny.
Cigars n scotch
08-15-2013, 11:41 PM
hilarious! snap a pic so we can have a look! haha
mmandley
08-16-2013, 12:23 AM
I dont have a receptionist but this summer we have had a lot of female interns in the office and they do make the day brighter.
This summer i have had 1 basically assigned to me due to i own a lot of document conversions for our system. <those of you who know me, yes documents, and yes, with my HORRIBLE spelling> maybe thats why they got me a college intern to do it for me LOL. See thers is a method to my madness LOL.
Anyhow, very distracting indeed, but always nice to have a chat with over coffee and call it a Meeting....
sandm
08-16-2013, 09:01 AM
it's ok trmaggie. you live in the south so it's all good :)
kaneboats
08-16-2013, 09:04 AM
it's ok trmaggie. you live in the south so it's all good :)
Yea, cousin? That ain't nothin'. Shoot I know a guy who . . .
04OUTBACK
08-16-2013, 09:17 AM
Still no pics? wow.. waste. HAHA surely you have some family reunion pics to dig up?
trmaggie98
08-16-2013, 10:31 AM
I've never met her before. Her side of the family moved off up north and we never saw them again.
It may be a little awkward to say, "Hey cuz, can you bend over so I can get a pic for the boys on the Moomba forum?", but I've pulled off more difficult tasks/scenarios.
Let me see what I can do today.
patrick232
08-16-2013, 11:05 AM
What a way to end the week with a good laugh. Will wait for the pictures or the Jerry Springer show. lol
trmaggie98
08-16-2013, 11:20 AM
Well, since I figured out that she is my great uncles, wifes, sisters, granddaughter, I think surely I can pull this off.
jester
08-16-2013, 11:24 AM
"Hey cuz, can you bend over so I can get a pic for the boys on the Moomba forum?",
What that is not part of your morning meeting?
clarkely
08-16-2013, 11:36 AM
we need a "this thread is worthless with out pics" banner ;-)
NateHaskovec
08-16-2013, 11:44 AM
we need a "this thread is worthless with out pics" banner ;-)
18184
Is this close enough?
clarkely
08-16-2013, 11:48 AM
18184
is this close enough?
exactly :)
tgoody14
08-16-2013, 12:25 PM
You could at least give us some details...
Angelina Jolie lips?😍
Jennifer Aniston legs?😍
A Beyonce butt!?!?😯
Something....
And don't even act like that's inappropriate, cuz we now know by your last statement that she isn't even in your family tree. More like in a tree, that just so happens to be in the same field as your tree... Juss sayin
trmaggie98
08-16-2013, 12:31 PM
18188 see if this works
tgoody14
08-16-2013, 12:37 PM
Ohhhhhh Snap!!! He came through with a pic (a hot one at that)!
My Friday is complete!!!
We have quite the crew on this forum!! Love it!
clarkely
08-16-2013, 12:37 PM
18188 see if this works
Well Yeah that Works - Some good EYE CANDY!!!
trace
08-16-2013, 12:40 PM
18188 see if this works
Well DAYUM!!
kaneboats
08-16-2013, 12:45 PM
Dang, go get tested or something and make darn sure she's your cousin. It could be a mistake!
Worlds22SSV
08-16-2013, 12:57 PM
OK this needs to be a never ending thread!! We expect a pic by 8:30 am central every Mon-Fri excluding holidays unless of course your at a family reunion!!!!
newty
08-16-2013, 01:18 PM
18188 see if this works
Oh my! Everyone should have one of those.
Strong work!
N2OGTO
08-16-2013, 01:22 PM
Is she from ft. Worth? She looks familiar as hell.
New Guy
08-16-2013, 01:22 PM
So where do you work?
Is she a chivette ?
Stay awesome!
Cigars n scotch
08-16-2013, 01:31 PM
Good man, way to come through!
rileyk
08-16-2013, 02:22 PM
WOW is all I can say!!!
drb59
08-16-2013, 02:25 PM
Sweet. She would look good on any one of our boats
aquavette
08-16-2013, 02:34 PM
I thought it looked to good to be true.
It seems that she works a lot of places.
Try google image search....
:-)
trmaggie98
08-16-2013, 02:43 PM
I'll get a different pic....give me a little time.
ian ashton
08-16-2013, 02:49 PM
This is easily the oddest thread I've seen on this board...
bergermaister
08-16-2013, 02:51 PM
Hmmmm - remember Petty's naughty nurse during his rehab?
Ok, maybe she wasn't naughty. But he was thinking it!
ian ashton
08-16-2013, 02:53 PM
That fantasy makes sense to me, although my knee rehab nurse was like 70, so I didn't have the same experience there.
This is a full on Joe Dirt scenario.
But, she would definitely look good on the boat!
trmaggie98
08-16-2013, 02:54 PM
@ Ian, and the only thing it has do with Moombas as.... I thought, wow my Mojo was make her look awesome!
ian ashton
08-16-2013, 02:55 PM
Did she know about that photo, or did you take it while pretending to text?
trmaggie98
08-16-2013, 02:57 PM
18189............................................. ..........
clarkely
08-16-2013, 03:02 PM
Did she know about that photo, or did you take it while pretending to text?
LOL............ spoken like a true expert.........
jpetty3023
08-16-2013, 10:33 PM
Hmmmm - remember Petty's naughty nurse during his rehab?
Ok, maybe she wasn't naughty. But he was thinking it!
I have no solid proof cause I'm a happily married man but my mind tells me she was a naughty nurse.
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