View Full Version : The Jetovator

06-30-2012, 07:58 PM
I have not come across this one before. Could be fun.....
I guess.

06-30-2012, 08:07 PM

06-30-2012, 09:12 PM
time to get another loan haha

06-30-2012, 09:23 PM
Let me know who approves that loan and then I'll try.

06-30-2012, 09:46 PM
my bank will look at me like im dumb haha

07-01-2012, 08:12 AM
They changed the name from "impactonator" to jetovator just so people could get a loan.

Loan officer: "What is this loan for?"
You: "An Impactonator."
L.O.: "What is that?"
You: "It's this really cool machine that you hook to a PWC, that allows you to "fly" over the water. Until you lose control or tug on the hose and then you are sent into the water at a very high rate of speed. Thus impacting the water at all sorts of angles. Detaching your retina, compacting your internal organs, and causing loss of bowel control. But they decided "Impactonator" was the best descriptor."
L.O.: "No, they should change the name".

07-01-2012, 10:26 AM
I think I'll pass, but I do have to say if I saw one at the lake, I'd have to stick around and watch for a while..

07-01-2012, 10:27 AM
Smackyourfrigginheadovator wasn't selling.

07-01-2012, 09:15 PM
Saw one up close and personal on Lake Weir in FL today. Looked cool until the dude did a header into 4ft of water.

07-01-2012, 10:45 PM
"Saw one up close and personal on Lake Weir in FL today. Looked cool until the dude did a header into 4ft of water."

Not to be too morbid, but that would be worth seeing. Pity you didn't have the video on, huh?

07-02-2012, 12:20 AM
Sorry, I did not. I think some others that were there did, so I'll keep my eyes open to see if they post it.

07-02-2012, 09:03 AM
It seems like it may be a solution to lake lice... get them altogether with a few of these and kapow, no more lake lice ;-)

07-02-2012, 12:25 PM
Looks like fun, but the price is rediculous!!!