View Full Version : Just a little awkward

04-17-2012, 06:22 PM
So I'm at my my little rehab appointment for my knee and it a bit of an unusual position while she has me doing some weird stretch. If you haven't ever been to rehab it seems a requirement to be rehab chick you also must be hot. All but 1 are in my specific location.

So back to the compromising position with the hot rehab chick. She says stretch, I do as instructed, and let out a little fart from the wonderful Mexican restaurant breakfast. Good thing I'm a happily married man an not looking to score anymore!

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04-17-2012, 06:26 PM
Bet you get that "1" at your next appointment.

04-17-2012, 06:32 PM
Happens to the best of us.

New Guy
04-17-2012, 06:37 PM
Really man! pictures of this said hot rehab therapist for redemption.

04-17-2012, 07:01 PM
Doh! Too funny. I had to have an inspection down low a while back, my usual Dr dude was unavailable so Kaiser asked if I'd take first available which happened to be Dr. Brown. Sure, whatever.

Well Dr. Brown was maybe a year or two older than me, short skirt, low cut blouse, drop dead gorgeous. When she said to drop my pants down and get up on the table I swiftly followed orders the whole time thinking in my head "dead puppies, dead puppies..."

At least I didn't light one off in front of her!

Cigars n scotch
04-17-2012, 07:08 PM
I am walking my dog reading this and laughing to myself!

04-17-2012, 08:45 PM
too funny, but its only a matter of time for the rest of us

04-17-2012, 08:57 PM
Too funny....

04-17-2012, 11:34 PM
I will try and snap a pic of said hottie at my next appt, if she'll go any where near me again

New Guy
04-17-2012, 11:38 PM
Awesome you'll get props in my book

KG's Supra24
04-17-2012, 11:40 PM
Good stuff

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04-18-2012, 03:26 PM
Dang you, Petty!

You have me laughing my arse off here in the airport and folks are looking at me like I'm the one that slipped a biscuit outta my shorts.

04-18-2012, 03:28 PM
Oh, BTW, I cant wait for this summer when you tell us you have pulled your groin. :)

New Guy
04-18-2012, 04:27 PM
That a boy!!! Stepping your game up:cool:

04-18-2012, 11:04 PM
1391513914Couldn't snap one of best looking blonde but I was able to score a couple of the one I got my fart on with yesterday. Sneaking these pics may be more awkward than the fart yesterday

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Would have been hilarious if she caught you taking her picture. :cool:

04-18-2012, 11:08 PM
haha yeah, not so much... Prolly would have been arrested or something

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04-18-2012, 11:43 PM
Good stuff, I take it your iPhone does not chime " say cheese" right before the pic. Lol.

04-18-2012, 11:55 PM
Naw, I made sure that feature was turned off

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04-19-2012, 10:48 AM
You crack me up Jason.... Been doing PT for a while myself, and while it hasnt' happened yet, it has been real close! Lol. I gotta make sure I only surf this at lunch, as my co-workers are wondering what is so funny about CAD? Lol.

04-19-2012, 11:33 AM
Creeper pics are always a fun challenge to get. It's been a while since I have snagged a solid one.

04-19-2012, 01:04 PM
Creeper pics are always a fun challenge to get. It's been a while since I have snagged a solid one.

I know a lawyer in Dallas who does this often on the DART train on his way to work. He will snag a picture and then post it on FB with a caption of what makes the picture significant. some are down right hilarious

04-19-2012, 01:08 PM
It's a fun game for sure.

Recently, KG and I started a little game of "Bam, in your face!" pics from FB. Takes a little FB digging, but you can always find goodies of folks that think the camera needs to be right in their face, making the entire picture their head. So..when a random link pops up in my gtalk, it's generally a "Bam, in your face!"

04-20-2012, 09:15 AM
Petty, I have PT today and I ate tacos last night, any advice, pics you want me to snap. LOL

04-20-2012, 09:23 AM
Man best advice I can give here is grab you a breakfast taco on the way in, we wanna double up this fart. Then when she's rubbing down (insert injured body part) try not to think about (insert wildest imagination with hottest chick) and just focus on ripping one. Best possible pic we could get here would be her reaction once you rip the double-up fart. This should be classic as she won't be expecting such immaturity at such a serious appt.

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New Guy
04-20-2012, 10:16 AM
Video would be key at this point!

04-20-2012, 01:16 PM
laughing my butt off!!! I have PT today, and it is going to be VERY hard not to think about this post while she's got me doing squats! Lol.

New Guy
04-20-2012, 04:10 PM
Just be careful on those squats we would want any brown strips.

04-20-2012, 06:24 PM

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04-23-2012, 11:15 AM
Got news for y'all. Those cuties at the office fart too.

04-24-2012, 01:22 PM
Got news for y'all. Those cuties at the office fart too.
Yeah, but we're not putting them in "strenuousl" positions like they are us... Lol. At least those of us that are married shouldn't be... ;)