View Full Version : C'mon Man!

10-28-2011, 04:13 PM
So, we recently purchased leather recliner and noticed a small issue with it. The furniture store was great and sent out a 3rd-party contractor to fix it. Guy showed up today and while fixing the leather asked if he could use the restroom. I showed him where the powder room was and was MORTIFIED when he didn't emerge for 20+ minutes.


I usually provide a tip to folks who work in/around the house. I informed this guy that it was customary for me to offer a monetary tip, but in his case I was not going to do so and instead was going to offer him a tip on customer service. He kinda cocked his head to the side and was looking at me funny when I told him, "It's really not a good idea to take sh!t in a client's home. Next time you may want to consider stopping at a F'ing McDonald's or Waffle House and drop your bomb." He was standing on the front porch, and before he could offer up some stupid reply, I casually swung the door closed in his face.

KG's Supra24
10-28-2011, 04:22 PM
Don't act like your $hit don't stink Drew. :p

10-28-2011, 04:40 PM
Hey, I heard you are having an issue with your dishwasher. I'll be there in a few to look at it...

Please make sure you have the latest issue of boating in the can....

10-28-2011, 04:45 PM
I always leave an upper decker in a client's home. Especially those of whom I can tell are not tippers.

But hey, I get paid by the hour. If I stop at McDs, no one is paying me for that time.

yz 2smoke
10-28-2011, 05:28 PM
You guys are funny...I needed a good laugh after the day i've had.

10-28-2011, 10:40 PM
sounds like he might have stopped at both McDonnalds AND Waffle House. Maybe even Taco Bell and Ihop before your house. Then it hit him :)
At least he didn't yell at you to bring the plunger.............

10-28-2011, 11:19 PM

10-29-2011, 12:02 AM
At least he didn't yell at you to bring the plunger.............


10-29-2011, 09:13 AM
hopefully he flushed. i had a carpet installer years ago that never flushed. wtf?

10-29-2011, 09:19 AM
Oh man, that is worse than my experience!

10-29-2011, 10:31 AM
Your killing Drew! Thats to funny. When I come to the next mini-jam I am going to make sure I make my pit stop at the hotel before I go to your place.

10-29-2011, 10:43 AM
really, droppin a load like that is just not right. I can only imagine what your wife was saying.

do a review on google for that company

10-29-2011, 01:14 PM
Jack, you're welcome on my throne, no worries.

Daze, wife was home and when I told her the story she said I was an a$$.

10-29-2011, 02:00 PM
NOPE, you were not a ass at all, unless you didnt offer a magazine to him.

10-30-2011, 12:27 AM
Magazine? What, there was no paper in there?

10-30-2011, 12:37 AM
Heck, I'm surprised the guy didn't ask for my iPad so he could check out the Moomba forum.

10-30-2011, 02:36 PM
I semi destroyed the neighbors bathroom at the lake house while they were out of town...luckily we got it fixed before them came home from vacation!

10-30-2011, 06:31 PM
so not everyone keeps a extra laptop ready for use on the throne, gotta love wireless

posted from the throne:cool:

10-31-2011, 10:24 AM
I have always found it wierd to see phones in bathrooms right next to the throne. couple of friends that built houses in the late 80's have them, and stayed in a hotel in price, utah that had them...

never felt compelled to answer the phone and converse when doing some serious "thinking"..

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10-31-2011, 10:29 AM
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^^ that's a good one!

I spend too much time in airports and am always amazed by the guy(s) with the bluetooth in their ear that are obviously engaged in a business conversation that just mosey up to the urinal or disappear into a stall like it's no big deal.

10-31-2011, 10:41 AM
OMG-- It's not even November yet. We are in for a Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooN G Winter this year.

10-31-2011, 10:49 AM
what makes you say this?

I mean, just because one thread turns to sh!t, you think that's all we're in for?!?!

Or, are you relating this poop post to the way the Gay'dors played on Saturday?

10-31-2011, 02:32 PM
Wolfe airport bathrooms brig great laughs for sure! I get weary of the old ear Bluetooth no matter where the user is!

But nothing better for a laugh than a visit to airport bathroom around 7-8 am after an early rise, big cup o joe And a hour locked In an aluminum tube!

10-31-2011, 06:06 PM
watch out for strange hands under the stall next to ya...

it's what we were famous for here in idaho for a year or so...
apparently life on the road for a congressman is a lonely place :)

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10-31-2011, 10:41 PM
Best thread ever.